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Series of Unfortunate Events - The Fifth Book: The Austere Academy
Series of Unfortunate Events - The Fifth Book: The Austere Academy
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Categories :  Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Magic
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Publisher :  HarperCollins Publishers
Author :  Lemony Snicket
Narrator :  Lemony Snicket
 
Length :  3 hours 19 minutes (Unabridged)
 
Download Price :  $8.49
 
Format :  Encoded Windows Media
 
Only Available in the UK and Eire
 
© 2009 HarperCollins Publishers
Dear Customer,

If you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly time at boarding school, look elsewhere. You might expect that Violet, Klaus and Sunny would do very well at school. Don’t. For the Baudelaires, school turns out to be another miserable episode in their unlucky lives.

Within the chapters of this dreadful story, the children will face snapping crabs, strict punishments, dripping fungus, comprehensive exams, violin recitals, S.O.R.E and the metric system.

It is my solemn duty to stay up all night researching and recording the history of these three hapless youngsters, but you may be more comfortable getting a good night’s sleep. In that case, you should probably choose some other tape.

With all due respect, Lemony Snicket

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“Snicket disarms us again with his playful juxtapositions – only he can compare bombs with strawberry shortcake (both are as dangerous to make as assumptions), muse on how babies adjust developmentally to the idea of curtains, or ponder why the Baudelaire orphans would not want to be stalks of celery despite their incessant bad luck as humans. We can't get enough of this splendid series of misadventures, and can only wager that swarms of young readers will be right next to us in line for the next installment.” Karin Snelson, Amazon.com

 
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