Go-on - it's way out West time for every son of Goon so fill up the horses with three gallons of hay. Or give up smoking with spluttering Nicotine Ned of Wales, face the terrible tortures of the BBC Listening Room (watch out, it's Mrs. Dale's Diary) or save shifting Fort Thud with the help of shifty Seagoon.

Yes, folks, for the first time on your radio screen you can do all this through another crazy quartet of cult comedy classics from Peter Sellers, Spike Milligan and Harry Secombe. What's a hendu? It lays eggs.